Ant

"'i got pings for amongos roleplay and threats against my het status'"-ant

Overview
Antonio is a fuck up who's attracted to hentai. Most notable of his very few achievements is his ability to get into odd predicaments ending in either violence or sever confusion, such as the time when he bashed his friend's skull in for "peeing cutely."

Personality
Antonio has a lot of weird fucking ideas. He likes fishing videos and is also a meme king. He is extremely lazy and is known as Mr. 55 which is not only his child killcount but also the amount of assignments missed. He will never skip the chance to kick a child's teeth in. He also suffers from Pinoy Pride and a disturbing infatuation with the movie Click.

Nicknames

 * Anton Sandler
 * Waluigi NSFW

Episodes
Ant has a habit of dying a lot and it's kind of funny.

Season One
Episode One: Antonio screams and watches hentai.

Cats, Arson, and Socks: Antonio cries, and talks about cats with the rest of the Idiot Squad. He is aborted and does heroin. When he's watching hentai, Ms. Gesin breaks into his room and shoots him. He also goes to a fish orgy and gets his guts rearranged. At the end, he helps Clark kill students.

Ant's Bottle Episode: Antonio drinks Acetone and shits himself.

No More Knowledge: A steals his braincells.

Poggers: Antonio makes fun of Anna, and is later slaughtered by Casper.

A Second Betrayal: Antonio laughs at Anna for being short.

Pussy Slayer: Antonio kills cat and fuck people, upsetting Alex. He also sings a song called Porn Hub Drum Theme with Anna.

Snoopy the Shooter: Antonio is superstitious and fucks Megamind.

The Revenge of Cracklin: Antonio gets killed by Cracklin, and is brought back to life by Megamind.

Season Two
Dammit Kaela: Antonio gives Kaela a candle, calls everyone horny, and starts a bitch cult with Kaela.

Casting Couch: Antonio is fucking Megamind, who tells his students to read the smut Antonio wrote.

Back At It Again: Antonio is fucking Megamind the entire episode.

Carl Carm: Antonio is killed by Clark.

Wikipedia's Sister: Antonio helps revive Alex.

Lipbite: Antonio and Clark kayak off a waterfall. He last gets pinned against a wall.

Alex's Funeral: Antonio attends Alex's Funeral in a meth lab. He also puts his number on the dark web and gets texted by Jen.

Fanfiction: Antonio runs a CHS sex dungeon. He watches Mr. Ross's child slave fight club from the window, does his membean, and accidently buys a dildo.

Season Three
Whipping: Antonio sends Kaela a candle.

Everyone Hates Antonio: Clark strangled Antonio to death, gets kicked by Blu, and shot by Anna. He then bullies kids.

Sexy: Antonio goes to Alex's hangout, kills Mindy, and leaves to slaugher kids.

Body Swap AU: Antonio scares Mindy, who he thinks is Alex.

Trauma: Antonio has trauma and fishes.

Click: Antonio gets his hands on the remote from Click. He blows up a SCP containment factory. He is defeated, and rises as Kinda Dimple.

Season Four
Marijuana: Antonio does Marijuana at Applebees.

Sexual Marketplace: Antonio starts a Sexual Marketplace.

Femboy Physics: Antonio watches femboy physics videos, and watches anime with Mr Godkin.

Moxie Day: Antonio celebrates Moxie Day.

Middle School: Antonio talks about Middle School.

Monday: Antonio is not having a good day until Wiki gives him a bagel.

Season Five
A November Wedding: Antonio fucks Megamind during Clark and Snoopy's wedding. He is also one of the groomsmen.

A Normal Day in History: Antonio learns about cats in histroy.

Megamind's English Class: Antonio watches his lover teach English class.

The Seer and the Encyclopedia: Antonio is killed by Floof.

Oreo Dick: Antonio listens to the cookie porn. He is the only one who doesn't kill Bitchgul, as he liked the cookie porn.

Queen Fruit Basket: Antonio watches hentai.

Season Six
So It Begins: Antonio is watching hentai so he doesn't get taken by Wikipedia workers.

New Plan: Antonio and Blu have to come up with a plan, but Antonio, procrastinating, doesn't want to, so Blu threatens to delete all of his hentai.

The Escape That Never Was: Antonio and Blu go to Moxie's house and beg her to help them. Moxie summons a weapon for Antonio.

Return of the Click: Moxie kicks Antonio and Blu out, and begin to search for the mystery weapon, with only brief encounters with Wikipedia workers, but Antonio watches hentai to lure them away. They have no leads, until Antonio shows Blu the place where he rose a Kinda Dimple. The remote returns, but instead of going insane, he decides to change the future.

Depression No More: Antonio and Blu follow Alex's supersonic cries to find Wikipedia's headquarters.

Welcome to Wikipedia Headquarters: Antonio and Blu find Wikipedia Headquarters, and of course, Ant wants to destroy everything. The two are able to navigate the building to Wikipedia's main room.

Battle of the Brains: Antonio takes on Mindy and Alex at the same time. He and Blu keep trying to get to Wikipedia and Anna. He fights Wikipedia on his Wikipedia page, and asks why they are doing this. At the end, Moxie teleports him and the Idiot Squad home.   

Season Seven
Bleh Bleh Bleh: Antonio wishes for a big cock. He gets a large chicken who he watches hentai with instead.

Hacker: Antonio watches hentai.

Battle of the Bills: Antonio doesn't do any homework.

Cheating: Antonio gets robbed and can't finish his test.

Speed Dating: Antonio and Megamind are broke so Antonio gets a sugar daddy, but its accidently Charlie.

Restart: Antonio goes to Wikipedia's house to try and reform him. He tries to open the basement door, but gets stabbed by ghost Danielle. He tries to kill Wikipedia when he is brought back to life, and stops Danielle from attacking the Swag Bitches.

Season Eight
Mommy's Meth Lab: Antonio is left alone with Kate, who cries. He also does meth, and fucks Rasputin.

Wikipedia Writes Fanfiction: Antonio reads Wikipedia's sexy fanfic.

Crying: Antonio falls in love with Daddy Warbucks.

Cooking Shows: Antonio becomes Mindy's bitch.

Cottagecore Sex Shop: Antonio watches hentai at Alex's grandparents.

Roblox Kmart Meth Lab Raid: Antonio accidently dates Blu on Roblox and dies. He watches hentai during the PSA.

Season Nine
Color by Number: Antonio dies from no hentai.

Breakout Challenge: Antonio stays in the breakout room, making Cracklin mad. He later fucks membean.

The Return of Cracklin: Antonio eats Kaela's dead beans and dies.

Chicken Boy by Kaela Reyes: Antonio helps convince Kaela to publish her graphic novel.

Jailbird Birthday: Antonio watches hentai.

Season 10
Wikipedia's Birthday: Antonio gives A a dinosaur bone for their birthday.

Necromancer: After sleeping for three minutes, Antonio wakes up and sings a Burnt Sea Shanty. He then rides his bike to the drug store, but crashes into the building, breaks it, and robs it of Swedish Fish. He and Blu overdose on them, and both fail their history test. During death class, Casper summons them both.

Useless Cups: After Bitchgul kills Blu, Ant and Kaela avenge them.

Straight Sword Smut: Antonio bikes to school with Kaela, A, and Alex. At school, he and Clark plan to recreate the Bill and Ted movie. He commits sucide with his class, and writes straight smut. Clark bashes his skull in, and later Ant finds him at a fish factory.

Hacking: Ant shows Wiki some smut, so Wiki melts, and Ant brings them back. he gets in trouble for showing smut, and gets transported to the sex dungeon.

A Clark Episode: Antonio's brother kills him, so he fails history.

Swords: Antonio gets captured by Alex's sword, and saved by Juniper and Kaela

Relationships

 * The Stash

The folder of bookmarked "educational websites" that he holds a strong liking to. Don't touch anything in there or you may find yourself in a darker, darker place.


 * Megamind

Recently divorced (as of 3/9/21) due to his whorish behavior

Likes
]
 * fishing
 * femboys
 * hentai
 * rapping
 * memes
 * fried food
 * monster girls
 * baked cheetos
 * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11fu68BjZ4M crank dat soulja boy but compressed beyond what god intended

Dislikes

 * work
 * vegetable
 * adult confrontation
 * warcrime accusations
 * bri'ish
 * children

Skills

 * knowledge of hentai
 * violence
 * derailing
 * garnering attention from random femboys
 * pointless immature info
 * rapping about historical events and people
 * dancing rasputin by boney m

Trivia

 * For the longest time this page was intentionally left blank to see how long Ant could get away with not having a page.
 * Antonio has a chicken named Moan who watches hentai with him.
 * Antonio is a torture method.
 * Antonio's order from Lori's Luxurious Licit Laboratory is Meth Nacho Fries.
 * Antonio cannot live without henati.
 * Antonio, Anna, and Charlie live in the same town.
 * Ant is so far the only person in the Idiot Squad to experience the sex dunegon.

Summoning Items

 * digital database of nhentai library
 * don't show him 177013 or he'll leave
 * phone with games on it
 * ya got games on ya phone?
 * hibachi fried rice