Wikipedia Writes Fanfiction

Plot
Wikipedia, eating meth, suddenly gets the idea to write a fanfiction:

“Junior?”

I jumped, turning around quickly. Gordy leaned at my door, arms and legs crossed with an amused expression.

“I-uhhh…” I tugged at my pants nervously. “Heh. You caught me at the wrong time.”

“Eh, it’s fine.” Gordy yawned. “I was gonna ask if you wanted to play basketball, but I can wait.”

I stuck my hand in my shirt drawer while maintaining eye contact with Gordy, rummaging through the clothing that remained in there. “No, it’s fine. I just...need to get a shirt on…” My heart hammered in my chest as I frantically grabbed a random shirt and threw it on.

Gordy chuckled. “You scared I’m gonna beat you?”

“No. No! Of course not!” I laughed nervously, running a hand through my unkempt hair. What was this feeling? “I’m just...having chills, I guess.”

Gordy smirked. “You can admit it. It’s not like I’m gonna beat you up or anything.” His face suddenly turned soft. “Or are you sick?”

“No.” My face turned beet-red.

“You sure?” He started walking towards me.

I slid my shirt drawer shut and slid my way to the wall of my bedroom, trying to inch to the doorway. The entire effort was fruitless, as Gordy completely blocked me from my exit with his hand and arm. I flattened myself against the wall and tried to focus my gaze on my dresser.

He leaned forward. “Are you sure you’re okay?” he whispered softly. “We don’t have to play basketball if you’re not feeling well.”

“I’m feeling just fine.” I felt like throwing up. The butterflies in my stomach had viciously multiplied.

He leaned forward more. I could almost feel his hot breath on my cheek. “You certain?”

I nodded vigorously.

Gordy smiled, gently caressing my cheek with the back of his hand. “You feel it too, don’t you?”

“Kiss me,” I blurted, my heart fluttering.

His smile grew slightly wider. He gently grabbed the back of my head and pressed his lips against mine. I was shocked, at first, but my eyes slowly drew shut, my entire body relaxing. I can’t put a finger on why, but it felt...it felt right.

I gently drew back, opening my eyes and staring back into his. A smile tugged at my lips.

“Can we do it again?” I asked softly.

He smiled once more and drew me in for another kiss.

Wikipedia shows their friends, who, high on meth, find it amazing.

Trivia

 * Wikipedia somehow can safely eat meth
 * This is Wikipedia's first fanfiction
 * The fanfiction is a true story