Cottagecore Sex Shop

Plot
Blu decides to open an etsy cottagecore shop. Alex ends up on the dark web and finds a cottagecore sex shop and accidently buys a bag from it. Her mom is pissed at her so she sends her to her grandma's house, but it backfires because she has a bunch of paintings of topless women.

Alex summons all her friends to her grandparents so they can cosplay as her grandfather. Alex is also cold but will not admit weakness, so she suffers.

The Idiot Squad goes to some crack house hotel. Blu eats soap and gets pegged by Dracula, and the people next door are fucking. Alex puts on hotel lotion and breaks out in gay hives.

Trivia

 * Gay hives are hives for gay people.
 * Alex's grandparents are weird.