Christmas in March

Plot
Alex goes to see her cousin, but only lets Mindy come with her since the rest of the Idiot Squad has mentioned something or another about murdering or throwing or eating babies. Anna gives Alex a sparkly pink cowgirl hat with cat ears. Alex then becomes a meow meow and rides unicorn to Long Island. When she gets there she falls off the and does meth, before playing with her little cousin.

Moxie goes to visit Kaela and Blu and eats their Christmas tree, along with the ornaments and presents. Moxie also kills cat killers.

Anna gives her dogs Santa suits and Moxie a grinch suit, and the three fight until Alex picks up Moxie for Christmas pictures. Anna's dogs and Moxie then get into an internet fight.

Trivia

 * This is the first real holiday featured.
 * Alex only trusts Mindy with babies.
 * Alex's cousins name is baby Joelocks.
 * Alex's cat obsession started in 1st grade.
 * Moxie is a cyber bully.