Woke Up Gay

Plot
Anna is doing meth, and breaks her really hot mug, so she asks Alex for one. Alex, being a pussy lover in more ways than one, only has gay mugs or cat mugs, so she gives Anna a mug that says 'Woke Up Gay'. She also asks Anna for a baby, to which Anna says, "I'm not your baby daddy.". Alex throws a chair at her because she just wanted a baby, not from Anna. Anna sips meth lemonade from her new 'Woke Up Gay' mug. She also shots her neighbors for setting off fireworks.

The next morning, Alex wakes up gay and tired, and doesn't have her mug so she rages. Mainly because she doesn't have meth, but also because mug. She runs to Anna's house, and steals her mug back, and kills her. Danielle comes with her breakfast - Meth Tea and Meth Waffles. Danielle also kicks Anna's dead body and quacks at her. Anna randomly comes back to life, and quacks back at Danielle.

Trivia

 * Anna has never woken up gay.
 * Alex always orders meth.
 * Danielle and Anna quack a lot.
 * Anna's neighbors are dicks.