Goob

(a- an-...anna 🤢)

goob enjoys knitting, music, projecting issues onto fictional people, and recently has taken a liking to coffee even though it tastes kinda bad. the only thing keeping goob going is the fact that cars exist and one day goob will be allowed to drive one far far away.

personality 🦉

 * tired
 * [REDACTED]

Nicknames

 * Eyes
 * Waluigi Wet Sock
 * Anan Fuck Garfield
 * Anan ur mom (Alex)

Season One
Cats, Arson, and Socks: Anna and the Idiot Squad cry and talk about cats. She and Alex become clouds, float to heaven, die, and fall to hell. She also has a very weird photoshoot with the bat that tried to kill her when she was 4. She gets fun of for being a 'short bitch' and she punches a kid.

No More Knowledge: Anna is made fun of for being short at the beginning, and then gets her braincells stolen by A.

Poggers: Anna says she likes programming, and will hack everyone. She also laughes at Alex for falling.

A Second Betrayal: Anna is laughed at, so she runs away and finds WIkipedia's headquarters. The two team up as Anna doesn't want to be made fun of.

Pussy Slayer: Anna sings a song called Porn Hub Drum Theme with Antonio.

Snoopy the Shooter: Anna gets fun of for being an Annamator and for being short. She participates in bringing Alex back to life.

The Revenge of Cracklin: Anna is killed by Cracklin.

Season Two
Dammit Kaela: Anna goes blind and is killed by Alex.

Back At It Again: Anna hacks Alex when she plays Sims 3 and makes fun of the Idiot Squad for having no braincells.

Lipbite: Anna sees Kaela eat God out.

Alex's Funeral: Anna attends Alex's funeral in a meth lab.

Fanfiction: Anna writes the entire episode as a non-canon fanfiction.

Season Three
Whipping: Kaela writes fanfic about Anna fucking Po, and Anna cries.

Everyone Hates Antonio: Anna shoots Antonio's dead body and becomes a squirrel demon.

Anna's Daughter: Anna finds a child at her doorstep, and names her Salsa Janet. She cannot raise he because she is stupid.

Sexy: Anna calls Alex sexy and doesn't realize Alex is exposed.

Alex Cries: Anna talks to Alex about cats, dogs, and lizards, and dies, which makes Alex cry.

Body Swap AU: Alex cries because Anna leaves her.

7th Member: Anna's dog ate her phone.

Season Four
Marijuana: Anna does marijuana at Applebees.

Swag Bitches: Anna goes on a Swag Bitches drug heist. They get caught, and Anna's head explodes. She becomes a banana.

Moxie Day: Anna celebrates Moxie day and is killed at the end.

Addiction: Anna is addicted to hiking and meth. She goes on a heart surgery hike with watermelon and cats.

Monday: Anna is not doing well until Wikipedia gives her a nice bagel. Anna tells Kaela what happened, but accidently rises into the clouds, is transported to hell, and becomes a demon. She eats physical meth in front of Mindy, Alex, and A.

Season Five
A November Wedding: Anna is one of the groomsmen at Clark and Snoopy's wedding.

A Normal Day in History: Anna attends history and listens to the cat lesson.

Megamind's English Class: Anna accepts Satan as her lord. She is also killed by Bitchgul and brought back by Mindy.

Wedding Plans: Anna plans to marry some random guy for money. She also kidnaps 135 kids.

The Seer and the Encyclopedia: Anna is stomped to death by Floof.

Oreo Dick: Anna hears the cookie porn, and goes with the rest of the Idiot Squad to buy a lamp to kill Bitchgul.

Serotonin: Anna realizes how stupid Alex is.

Queen Fruit Basket: Anna is bored, so she kills Alex. She lies about it to the Boots, so Nutmeg won't give her anymore meth. She cries, and later goes to Blu's house and kills them. In class, Clark kills her with a marker. In hell, she smokes weed with Blu, until Clark brings the two back. Anna helps bring Mindy and Alex back.

Season Six
New Plan: Anna and Wikipedia visit the rest of the Idiot Squad in jail, and take Mindy's brain.

The Escape That Never Was: Wikipedia and Anna decide who's brain to steal next.

Brains Are Prohibited in This Section of the Facility: Anna goes to buy Wegmans Mac and Cheese and eats it with Wikipedia.

Depression No More: Ann and Wikipedia take Alex's brain when they get sick of her crying.

Welcome to Wikipedia Headquarters: Wikipedia and Anna sit in the Fight Facility with brainless children.

Battle of the Brains: While watching her former friends fight, she regrets her choice and misses getting made fun of. She steals the Braincell Snatcher and gives Kaela, Alex, and Mindy back their braincells. Wikipedia transports her to her Wikipedia site, where the two fight. At the end, Moxie heals her and the rest of the Idiot Squad, and she heads home.

Season Seven
Tuesday: Anna cries, and tries to help hide Moxie's identity.

Bleh Bleh Bleh: Anna and Alex go into comas.

Anna and her Trombone: Anna starts thinking about how hot trombones are, and plays it. When Kaela murders a banana she gets scared.

Chapter Three: Anna continues her fanfiction.

Hacker: Anna forgets to do her English homework so she hacks Google and deactivates it. When the Idiot Squad finds out she did it, they turn her bones into glue.

Battle of the Bills: Anna cheats on her assignments.

Cheating: Anna gets into an accident when she's eating Chipotle.

Speed Dating: Anna speed dates in English.

Restart: Anna gets killed by Floof, tries to kill Wiki, and almost gets killed by Danielle.

Season Eight
Mommy's Meth Lab: Anna orders meth and cheese with severed fingers from Lori's Licit Laboratory, and reads a Zootopia abortion comic. At the end, when she's high on meth, eats and kisses mushrooms.

Woke Up Gay: Anna breaks her mug and gets one from Alex. She also shoots her neighbors, is killed by Alex, brought back, and quacks at Danielle.

Wikipedia Writes Fanfiction: Anna reads Wikipedia's fanfiction.

Crying: Anna and Kaela do meth and watch soap operas.

Cooking Shows: Anna kidnaps another child and named it Land.

Christmas in March: Anna gives Alex a pink sparkly cat cowgirl hat and dresses her dogs and Moxie up.

Cottagecore Sex Shop: Anna goes to Alex's grandparent's house to cosplay, and hears people fucking in a crackhouse hotel.

Cin Min Bun: Anna orders 92 cinnamon buns, but only gets 91, so she kills Danielle. She also goes to the kmart meet on the wrong day and gets made fun of.

Roblox Kmart Meth Lab Raid: Anna and Alex do meth in an abaondoned kmart, and dies. She helps give a PSA.

Season Nine
Color by Number: Anna can't call the meth lab, so she cries on a chair.

Breakout Challenge: Anna takes a colorblind test, but finds out that she's a chicken. Alex and Brooke set her on fire.

The Return of Cracklin: Anna paniks about a TV quiz, so Cracklin hits her. She also calls Mindy Minders, so Alex rages.

Chicken Boy by Kaela Reyes: Anna becomes the focus of some of Kaela's stories, such as her being short and her clapping for Mindy. Mindy and Alex later go to Anna's bed bar

Season Ten
Wikipedia's Birthday: Anna forgets to do her huge English project, so she becomes goob, burns, and drinks coffee. She is also an alcoholic.

Useless Cups: Anna gets whipped on while she does smart kid stuff - meowing, drinking iced tea, and eating highlighters. Anna brings Kaela and Alex back to life with fanfiction.

Hacking: Anna sees that her grades are bad so she hacks into the school gradebook and gives herself straight A's. Gleason finds out, and tries to teleport her to his sex dungeon. Instead, Anna hacks herself out of the school. Later, she helps hack Ant out of the sex dungeon.

The Secret Life of Godkin: Anna spies on Godkin when he leaves school, and finds out he works at Femboy Hooters. Anna finds Jen's corpse after ey died from how hot Godkin is and summons em back.

Swords: Anna get captures by Alex's sword and rescued by Kaela and Juniper.

likes 🦖

 * being the best like no one ever was
 * winter and fall
 * music
 * knitting
 * manga
 * [REDACTED]
 * THAT WEGMANS MAC 😩😩😩.jpgns mac and cheese 🙈 #quirky
 * kids falling
 * making kids fall
 * bullying
 * [REDACTED]
 * not wearing pants
 * dogs
 * bad fanfiction
 * [REDACTED]
 * [REDACTED]
 * cinnamon buns
 * the color black
 * the color white
 * ur mom jokes
 * PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM AND MARCELINE
 * how the word "burgundy" sounds
 * mr darcy
 * the emperor's new groove
 * servered fingers
 * meth and cheese

DISLIKES 🤬😡

 * you
 * when im in public and i need to itch my foot so i take off my shoe to scritch scratch and then i remember im in public and i dont have a shoe on
 * [REDACTED]
 * people
 * being perceived 🤢
 * people
 * people
 * the unironic use of emojis
 * people

fun facts 😈 😻

 * once laughed at a fallen child while it was crying
 * once read diary of a wimpy kid so much on the bus that the letters turned green
 * blood is liquid cheese
 * secretly [REDACTED]
 * my ears have never once stopped ringing
 * i want [REDACTED] so bad
 * I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE [REDACTED]
 * kidnaps kids
 * A BANANA
 * Anna's last name is Siccrashiliano.
 * Anna's neighbors are dicks.
 * Anna has never woken up gay.
 * Anna has a weeb grave.
 * Anna has 136 kids.
 * Anna, Antonio, and Charlie live in the same town.
 * Anna is addicted to coffee and alcohol.
 * Anna can bring people back to life by reading fanfic.
 * Anna can hack everywhere.

summoning items 🏋️‍♂️

 * wegmans mac n cheese
 * volume one of the promised neverland
 * [REDACTED]
 * earbuds
 * ink
 * dog
 * [REDACTED]
 * book
 * ink pen (not AN ink pen THE ink pen and its mine and you can't have it so use something else)

repellent items 🤽‍♀️

 * the embarrasing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
 * off-white curtains
 * [REDACTED]

summoning people 🐔

 * no one i hate you so much
 * Mr. Moseby
 * Sharpay

repellent people 🤼‍♀️

 * all‎

skills 🧑‍🍳

 * bullshitting english essays
 * getting pissed off
 * overusing jokes
 * petting my dogs
 * trombones