Blu

Overview
Blu is the creator of the Idiot Squad, as well as the oldest. They have shitty luck, as they get hurt the most, even getting hit by a car twice. Also, they are definitly not Chester A. Arthur.

reasons Blu isnt like other girls;


 * isnt a girl
 * is ducktape
 * cheap and clingy

Personality
Blu goes from being a problem child to a so called 'good child'. They like sewing and dogs.

Nicknames

 * Waluigi Roadkill
 * Walip

Season One
The First Episode: Blu screams, makes fun of Anna's shortness, talk about Waluigi, read children's books, watch hentai, kill Alex, and summond her ghost with the Idiot Squad.

Cats, Arson, and Socks: Blu is aborted and does heroin. They throw Mickey Mouse off of a boat, killing him, and cheats on their English workbook. When Ant and Alex die, Blu kicks them into coffins and drinks blood tea. Being a clueless bitch, Blu assumes that Alex is straight, so Gloxie shoots them.

Moxie the Murder Cat: Blu smokes weed and almost gets arrested.

No More Knowledge: Blu makes fun of Anna for being short, and later gets their brain cells stolen by Wikipedia.

Poggers: Blu cries about English and makes fun of Anna. They eat popcorn while they watch everyone die.

A Second Betrayal: Blu laughs at Anna for being short.

Pussy Slayer: Blu uses a bird to vape.

Snoopy the Shooter: Blu watches the iconic fight scene.

The Revenge of Cracklin: Blu gets killed by Cracklin.

Season Two
Casting Couch: Blu hits on Shrek, who kills them.

Back At It Again: Wikipedia workers take them and their braincells, and Moxie saves them at the last second. Anna and WIkipedia make fun of them for having no braincells.

Wikipedia's Sister: Blu helps revive Alex.

Lipbite: Blu's eyes turn pink, they get pinned against a wall, and they offer Alex weed.

Fanfiction: Blu tries to kill a furry.

Season Three
Whipping: Blu helps bring Kaela back to life by whipping.

Everyone Hates Antonio: Blu kicks Antonio's dead body.

Alex Cries: Blu lights themself on fire and gets hit by a car.

7th Member: Blu calls Alex a furry and asks where Anna is.

Trauma: Blu talks about how much Middle School sucked.

Click: Antonio makes Blu disappear using the Click remote.

Season Four
Marijuana: Blu smokes marijuana at Applebees with the Idiot Squad.

Bitchgul Boycott: Blu gets 39 pages of radio homework.

Sexual Marketplace: Blu reminds everyone to buy a dildo after they realize they don't have enough money for a fuck buddy.

Moxie Day: Blu celebrates Moxie day - going to the cat parade and sacrificing cheerios and paper bags.

Middle School: Blu mentions the one good thing about Middle School - they got in the drug business.

Addiction: Blu accidently gets addicted to heart surgery and tells the Idiot Squad. Kaela, being stupid, takes Blu, Alex, Mindy, and Anna on a heart surgery hike with watermelon and cats. Chaos.

Monday: Blu kills Clark and gets arrested.

Season Five
A November Wedding: At Clark and Snoopy's wedding, Blu drinks grease and dies.

A Normal Day in History: Blu learns about cats. Meow.

Megamind's English Class: Blu worships Satan. Bitchgul kills them, and Mindy brings them back. Blu also tries to get an extention on their death project.

Alex Writes A Novel: Blu is helping Alex with her novel, but then gets into a fight with Kaela about who's a furry.

Wedding Plans: Blu plans to marry a rich guy just for the money.

The Seer and the Encyclopedia: Blu gets stomped on by a Floof.

Oreo Dick: Blu has to listen to the cookie porn, and buys a lamp to kill Bitchgul. They also steal Alex's sword and kill her.

Serotonin: Blu teaches Alex why she can't make potions.

Queen Fruit Basket: Blu makes too many puns so Anna kills them and goes to hell. They, along with Anna, smoke weed in hell. Clark brings them back, and they help bring Alex and Mindy back.

Season Six
So It Begins: Blu avoids being taken by Wikipedia Workers by using their power to summon and yeet needles.

New Plan: Blu and Antonio have to come up with a plan to save their friends. Blu threatens Antonio with deleting his hentai when he procrastinates.

The Escape That Never Was: Blu and Antonio go to Moxie's house to ask for help fighting Wikipedia.

Return of the Click: Blu and Ant begin to search for the mystery weapon, and they encounter some Wikipedia soldiers, but Blu scares them off. They have no leads until Antonio finds the remote from Click.

Depression No More: Blu and Ant follow Alex's cries.

Welcome to Wikipedia Headquarters: After finding the Wikipedia headquarters, Blu and Ant try to make a plan. The two eventually find where Wikipedia is, and begin to fight their friends.

Battle of the Brains: Blu yells at their brainless friends, and throws needles at Kaela. They are unable to reach Wikipedia and Anna, and is sent to their Wikipedia page. Blu tells Wikipedia that they are part of the Idiot Squad. At the end, Blu is healed by Moxie.

Season Seven
Tuesday: Blu and Kaela drag Mindy's sleeping body to history.

Bleh Bleh Bleh: Blu tries to kill Wikipedia but gets killed instead. They fuck Dracula in hell.

Anna and her Trombone: Blu plays a song on a trombone. They also get their pinkies ripped off by WIkipedia, and their insides die.

Battle of the Bills: Blu cheats on their radio assignments and gets killed. Clark brings them back to life.

Cheating: Blu cheats on their history test and still fails.

Speed Dating: Blu does speed dating in English.

Restart: Blu goes to Wikipedia's house to try and reform them, but gets blinded when Danielle throws nutmeg at them, and falls down the stairs. When brought back, they try to kill Wikipedia, and stop Danielle from killing the Swag Bitches.

Season Eight
Mommy's Meth Lab: Blu orders Blue Meth from Lori's Luxurious Licit Laboratory and reads Zootopia abortion fanfic.

Wikipedia Writes Fanfiction: Blu reads Wikipedia's fanfic.

Crying: Blu goes grave robbing and finds Anna's weeb grave.

Cooking Shows: Blu makes everyone Mindy's bitch.

Christmas in March: Moxie eats Blu's Christmas tree.

Cottagecore Sex Shop: Blu opens an etsy shop. They also go to Alex's grandparent's house, and get pegged by Dracula.

Cin Min Bun: Blu laughs at Anna killing Danielle.

Roblox Kmart Meth Lab Raid: Blu accidently becomes Antonio's Roblox gf and dies of crying. They help with the PSA.

Season Nine
Color by Number: Carm finally lets his history class do a color by number after Blu threatens him.

Breakout Challenge: Blu, along with Ant and Charlie, succeds at a breakout challenge, but Cracklin is pissed at them, and kills them.

The Return of Cracklin: Blu confuses Dead in Death class.

Chicken Boy by Kaela Reyes: Kaela writes a love story about Blu and failing English and about Blu murdering Mindy. Later, Blu attempts to learn Mindy's last name.

Wikipedia Kopec: Blu's computer dies and they bring it back with tears. They also become a goose and honk.

Jailbird Birthday: Blu goes to jail to wish Danielle a happy birthday.

Season Ten
Necromancer: Blu and Antonio overdose on Swedish Fish and both fail their history test. Casper brings the both back to life in death class.

Useless Cups: Bitchgul kills Blu with his radio waves, But Kaela and Ant avenge them. Blu doubts Alex's smartness, making her cry.

Straight Sword Smut: Blu randomly gets stabbed by Alex's sword.

Swords: Blu gets captured by Alex's sword and rescued by Kaela and Juniper.

Trivia

 * Blu is nonbinary.
 * Blu is addicted to heart surgery.
 * Blu somehow manages to escape all instances of bad luck with minimal injuries and trauma.
 * Blu is allergic to birds
 * Blu is Alex's weed dealer.
 * Blu is a furry killer.
 * Alex knew them in elementary school.
 * Blu is half-Jewish.
 * Blu is a serial killer.
 * Blu is Clark's favorite.
 * From Anna and Her Trombone on, they don't have pinkies.
 * Blu's Basement is the Idiot Squad's secret lair.
 * Blu can summon and yeet needles.
 * Blu knows the password to Antonio's computer.
 * Blu loves Blue Meth.
 * Blu scams kid by pretending to be their Roblox gf.
 * Blu is addicted to Color by Number.

Summoning Items

 * dildos, because men are useless
 * anything blue
 * matches
 * JK Rowling's Ashes