Pussy Slayer

"'Oh you're heteroseuxal? That's cool I have a straight friend even my parents are straight so like that's cool just don't push ur agenda on me or anything lol I'm not heterophobic or anything...'""-Mari, Pussy Slayer"

Plot
Antonio raps about Benedict Arnold, so Carm makes him be his best friend. The two then write erotic fanfic about the founding fathers. Alex encourages him, while Blu yells at him not to. Anna says he can, as log as he send it to her, and then eats soup.

Mari pops up from under the table, where she was looking for her paper clip earring, horrified but also very impressed. She then eats soup - but not regular soup - cum chowder.

Later that day, Alex goes to fencing, and fences a 9 year old, who called her a glizzy globbler. Alex then almost throws up, thinking about dicks.

Antonio slays many pussies, which makes Mari sick because straight people. She goes on ao3 to read gay fanfic, but accidently reads straight fanfic, and cries.

A then shows their friends the newest edition of their Curious George rewamp - Geore Kills the Homosexuals. The gays love it, because they die.

Antonio then reveals he traveled back in time to see George Washington also slay many pussies.

Trivia

 * Antonio is a time traveler.
 * Alex is a fencer.